 |  Fanmail '01Hey you guys - you have a canceled gig in Portland to make up - let's get with it. I was all prepared to polka and those Al Queda dickheads ruined all my fun.
Get up north! I got some sweaty Leiderhosen that needs a workout!!!! My god man what a fun show lastnight. I don't think I've ever quite heard Xmas music done the way Polkacide did it last night. The sonic hell of every Xmas song sung and played at the sametime. I was amused on how many of the nonbelivers left the show during this sonic attack. Great job guys. See ya on New Years Eve OK little polka pals two holiday shows (both with TDA and 1 with Kitten on the Keys)ARE YOU READY TO POLKA? Bring the Fam - I'm bringing grandpa - maybe he'll play little drummer fuck, WOW, aliens! Hey Neil, Eldritch says there's aliens out there! What do you think? Are they kielbasa loving aliens? Do they drink beer? Do they like to dance the Polka? Maybe they'll come to Hotel Utah on New Years Eve. That would be really COOL! Oh I love this stuff!! Polka till I die, then keep on in the sky!!
http://www.mindspring.com/~philpott/index.html After the long drought two shows in a week!!! Will I have enough time to recover in between? The Xmas show at the Bottom....a lapsed tradition reborn. New Years Eve at the Utah!!! Come on down and enter the Polka Blender set to LIQUIFY!!!! Wow, a surfiet of riches!! The thing I want to know is how come I only find out about these things on the website? Are you guys trying to tell me something? Great show with the Dead Kennedy's! Let's have some more of that Polka mit Punk thing.
--gw VEGAS - Gordon Biersch this weekend ----------------------Other stuff we're trying to work out------------------------ OK-TO-(drink)BEER fest at FIFE's in Guerneville on 10/13 and a punk show in the city (10/26 ?)More on all of this soon little polka pals. Suspicious pro-Polka graffitti sighted in the biffy at Zeitgest a few days ago...has the band been taking advantage of the bar's beer specials?? I wonder... Sorry little polka pals the Portland show has been canceled If you're reading this message then the Polkacide BB is working once again. New ISP, different config--now I'm done. Hey Maggie, we're going to do what right after we land at SFO after our relaxing vacation--get on another plane and fly to PDX so I can carry that damned accordion to yet ANOTHER Polkacide show? Jeez, woman, you better get me lots of FREE COLD BEER and a lifetime supply of Powerkraut Bars--so I can KEEP IT UP (if you know what I mean). MMMM!! PowerKraut Bars are Polka-licious!! The Shlitz-flavored ones are best. Gimme a couple o' Slutz, and I'm ready to "dance"! Whee!! Say hi to my ex in PDX, too. Could you put a list of the ingredients of the Powerkraut Bar on your web site. I'm very interested in your product.
Thanks,
Jack UNLEASH THE POWER OF CABBAGE - RELEASE THE POWER OF POLKA You guys got Powerkraut Bar T-shirts? I ate several Powerkraut bars this morning and I've been releasing the power of cabbage about every five minutes, (all day long). Oooh!! I gotta run... Since I started eating POWERKRAUT BARS my life has taken a 180 degree turn for the better. I've got tons more energy, I sleep as sound as a baby, and my breath has a wonderful vegetable scent!! And let me tell you older guys, THROW AWAY THE VIAGRA!! POWERKRAUT BARS will have you feeling like a fifteen year old at his first Tiajuana donkey show!!! When Cousin Neil first told me about his new product, I thought it was another of his beer bash induced investment schemes like Cabbage Hut or his licorice lederhosen. But I think my cousin has really hit the jackpot with this one. POWERKRAUT has changed my life forever! Get a box of them today and see for yourself what happens when you Release the Power of Cabbage! You will not be disappointed. Just wait 'til you try Jab's Favorite Bar, the one with the jalapeno cheese curds mixed right in. I've been in on the product testing for this one, and though I'm still a bit sore, they taste great!! And the side effects are way less bothersome than Olestra! yuuuummmm POWERKRAUT bars - they're yuuuummmm POWERKRAUT bars. RELEASE THE POWER OF CABBAGE!
How can I pre-order 1000 of the beer flavored POWERKRAUT Bars? The mustard ones sound good too, but, being that I'm on a diet, the kielbasa bits might be a bit rich. Thanks. well coming from some hardcore polka lovers. i'd just like to say that frankie yankovich is still our fav. but um this sure was interesting. :) ummmmmm i think u need to have the full version of who stole the kishka on ur site. um and some mental help. ok bye! oi and please add "shes too fat for me" on ur site. we'll b checking back. The results of our initial product testing are in. My thanks to those at the Starry Plough who participated in sampling our exciting new product, the POWERKRAUT Bavarian energy bar: made with real Sauerkraut and chock-full of brine flavored energy (I think there was a couple of vitamins in there too, somewhere).
The excitment generated by the distribution of the sample POWERKRAUT bars was gratifying. However, feedback from participants was limited, as not all of them actually ate the product. But those who did, provided us with ample data.
Testing of stool samples indicates a need for some further product development, but we think we are close to a final product. It's already evident that a few bites of POWERKRAUT will have anybody dancing the Polka in no time. Also to be added to this product line will be the POWERKRAUT bar with mustard and kielbasa bits, and of course
the POWERKRAUT with real BEER flavor. My special thanks to Lawrence for providing us with the catchy POWERKRAUT slogan:
"RELEASE THE POWER OF CABBAGE!" Doy. Whoops-de-do!! Just read that the Polka Pit will be THIS Saturday. It's a long haul to Berzerkley, but I'll try to make it... To quote DeeDee Ramone: "It's hot as a bitch/I can't get no kicks/but I'm just livin' on..." No, not Chinese Rocks, but rapidly fading memories of past Polka Pits. When, oh when, will y'all be playing in the Bay Area this summer??
I'm havin' a @$%#!*%?! POLKA WITHDRAWAL!!
AAAAAAGGGGHHHGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNN!!! DOH!forgot to check the e-mail address for mistakes! Do you guys ever plan on touring round the east coast any?
Come on,it's not fair that you guys out west get ta keep em all to yerselves!(Seriously, play out here if you can) Yeah, but will they dance? Hey, way to go, playing the East Bay finally! We need full polka pit at Starry Plough
"one two ah ah ah ah" - Ward Abronski
DAMN HAwkeye, thats sum serious shit - be well my friend. johnny I thought I might've missed a show or two whilst in the hospital recently, but I guess it's just been an extended vacation for all of us PolkaPals...ay, que cosa tan chigada!
If'n THAT wasn't bad enough, the sawbones tell me that I can no longer drink beer, nor any other alcohol products. This means I will have to see your next show SOBER! (well, at least without booze enzymes in my bloodstream) Thank the Polka Godz for kielbasa, pot & sauerkraut...
Eagerly awaiting th' next Polka Pit, I remain your fan, with Kaliber/Claustholer in hand...
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I feel better now! Whasssup with polkacide? who knows. You know they get a little break and they scatter like RATS. All I know is that Iım trying to get some stuff together for them to play at and I canıt get a hold of anyone. The last I heard Alistair was out of the country (what country would let him in is beyond me), Neil was busy looking at walls and wondering about the beauty of life, children and wiener dogs (are those spikes in his head starting to cause some problems?), Wardo was playing sax in a burlesque band (naked wimen go fig), Johnny Jack was sited (possibly cited) drunk at Pac Bell Park (many times, even when the Giants were out of town - creepy), JX was taking Harp lessons (if I die sometime Iıll need to know how to use one of these things), Maggie was building an accordion with pickups, amps etc. while muttering things like ³Now Iıll be louder than those sombitches², Impy was just laughing and laughing when the name Polkacide was even mentioned to him (while at his store - Flat Plastic Sound), Nieuwguyski has been asking about stock options (how do you spell none, John?), and Lawrence the 'Roamin' Polkalanski' is contemplating yet another name (how about wonıt pick up the horn before Akbar dies?). I manage this band and want my 10%, when are you assholes gonna play again? I want to know and I want money now.
Lovingly yours
AKBAR
POLKA! POLKA! POLKA!
C'mon, get your lazy butts up out of the Lazy Boy and play some Polka!
How long do we have to wait??? Wasssssssssssssssssup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
Are you guys going to play summefest in milwaukee? are you coming to the midwest? Come celebrate 2001: a polka oddity with many fans of Polkacide in Portland, Oregon. Visit the web site:
http://polkaparty2001.com/index.htm I beheld, but to my surprise they did not arise. What should I surmise? They shall rise again! Behold the Glory that is Polkacide. Beware the Ides of April!! when are you playing again?
i am suffering from a lack of polkacide.
you need to make a polkacider micro-brew, by the way.
i am getting bossy in my middle age, eh?
love
muffy I heart you Polkacide. Any shows in the Northeast? Or anyone know of anything comparable, in New York, say? Boy, geez, I sure miss those posters. I saw one I reeeeally wanted once and now ya don't have none.
Shoulda' snapped that sucker up I guess, hey? is the basa man really scheduled for spike removal? I just love your smoothe tunes! I can kick back, relax, and study my Acc. Biology 1 book! Keep the classic germanic melodies comin'!
Your #1 Afro-American Fan,
Double 'D'
hey trollie
we like to polka 2 (2/3 @ the paradise in SF & 3/3 at the inn of the beginning in Cotati)the PolkaHotties sounds like our kinda band. Let us know what you're up to, also check out the Polkaholics (Chicago) and Brave Combo (Denton, Texas) for other alt/rock/punk/hardcore or whatever - polka bands
jjack Great Site! I love to polka and the site sure rocks!
(ok ok...i thought iwas the only one out there that loves polkarock!...guess not:)
Keep up the good work (if i was in CA i'd seeya)
(and yes I am also a polkarocker- at least in spirit- i'm trying to form the the PolkaHotties! A death metal polka trio. so far no-one here (in NC) has taken to the idea....but i think they will come around---once the PolkaGods take over;)
feel free to email me!
love,peace,and accordions!
Greetings & HEPPY "Year One"! I'm lacin' up my Polka shoes & chilling some of Milwaukee's finest in preparation for the Sat 1/13 gig at Covered Wagon. See ya in th' Polka Pit!! Yeah GW, our first show was 2/11/85 at the Mab - I think it was the 11th. ZeoGold you polka on my polka brother/sister. Oh so pc in this the year of our Ward Ought One, ought one, well yeah one ought - 1/12, 1/13 and 2/3 one ought POLKA.
JJ Hey Zeo, if I'm not mistaken, Polkacide is coming up on their 16 year anniversary. Is that the correct figure JJack? Wow, up until last month I thought my buddy and I invented the concept of hardcore polka. Then I discovered you guys on the net. Whoa. You guys are my heros now. I shall now return to my accordian lessons. More Adoring & Inflammatory Comments:  |
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